HONEY DO/DON’T DO LIST
CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF …WASH YOUR DISHES…EMPTY ASH TRAY…PICK UP YOUR TRASH…PUT DOWN TOILET SEAT…DO NOT TOUCH TV REMOTE…DO NOT ADJUST A/C…DO NOT ENTER MY BEDROOM…OR OFFICE FOR ANY REASON…EVEN IF YOU SMELL THE STENCH OF A ROTTING CORPSE…DO NOT TOUCH MY PURSE…DO NOT YELL AT THE DOGS…DO NOT TELL ME TO TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON MY MUSIC… I LIKE IT LOUD…DO NOT TOUCH MY PLANTS, PAINT ,TOOLS…DO NOT ASK ME TO “HOLD THIS” …QUIT LYING…STOP CRITICIZING ME…I WILL NOT RIDE IN THE CAR WITH YOU — YOU ARE A DANGER TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS…YOU WILL CHECK TO SEE THAT ALL DOORS ARE LOCKED BEFORE RETIRING…TAKE TRASH OUT SUNDAY NIGHT OR MONDAY MORNING…DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE A GRUNT UNDER YOUR COMMAND…RETURN EVERYTHING I GAVE YOU (ESP THE ANTIQUE TABLE — IT WAS A GIFT FROM MY MOTHER BEFORE SHE PASSED AWAY)…KEEP YOUR DOOR LOCKED AT ALL TIMES…WEAR CLOTHES WHEN YOU COME THROUGH THE HOUSE…KEEP YOUR KEYS AND PHONE WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES — WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE I LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU…DO NOT TALK DOWN TO ME.
